|—||Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)|
My kind of marathon
there’s another kind?
This is our life.
God bless old people on the Internet.
This is exactly why we have this technology
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion
6:00 am isn’t a place at all
thats because it is an emotion
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Me, every day.
a national hero
when no one in class is ready for the test