The last pic
My dreams look a lot like this.
me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again
it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet
because they might hit the ground too hard and die
i did not think this through
how did i even survive back in 2011
put this sticker on my ass
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
In which Jennifer Lawrence will never actually be sure of how famous she is