Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM, COTTON-EYE-JOE
Breaking news from India: DON’T FALL ASLEEP DRUNK!
why am i awake
because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
My sim just got a dick pic in the mail
I NEED TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW WHY IS NOBODY HAVING SEX WITH ME
*hands u a bible*
MY URL IS LITERALLY CUTEJEWISHGIRL TRY AGAIN
*hands u a dreidel*
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST
oh honey no
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
oh yeah i’ve got the best sound system
THIS ONE IS FOR DA BOYS WIT DA BOOMIN SYSTEM TOP DOWN AC WIT DA COOLIN SYSTEM
what a fucking idiot
i want 14 of them